Colt's Lunar Madness

*clears throat*

Colt: I do not remember saying ANYTHING about going to Lunar Lakes!! I can't believe you would do this to me. 

Colt: You have some nerve woman!! I can't believe you would even show your face here after sending me here. 

Colt: *pulls out phone* 

I told you that you where going to a new place. I didn't say where. And I most certainly didn't promise you a beach vacation. 

Colt: *cuts eyes* I'd be very careful what I say at this moment woman. 

I built you a little something.

Colt: You are such a thoughtful watcher. 

Colt: Oh look, it's a light!! OH WOW! 

Colt: This is just so wonderful. I just would have never thought of that. 

Keep it up and I can send you to Midnight Hollow. 

Colt: *claps* Oh yay, more threats.. I love it. 

Colt: Oh look the paper brats here. Lets see if the local scene is looking for extra hands. 

Colt: Oh look the Llamas won another game. Oh sweet. 

Colt: Oh there it is. I will take it and start getting some §§§ coming in. 

That would be a start. 

OH Big scary man. Going for a jog?

Colt: Thought I would go to the gym and get my fitness on. Need to work my abs. 

Work on your attitude while your there. 

Colt: Woman, get out of my face. 

Fine, I prefer the view from back here anyway. 

Run run, don't slow down, push push hard!! You can do it.

Colt: Get lost. 

Colt: How many levels do they have at this place? Geez, a sim can get a workout just going up and down stairs. 

Colt: There must be a gravity difference. These things are heavy. 

Oh yeah a difference in the atmosphere. *snickers*

Colt: Sarcasm doesn't become you. 

So, I like it. It' gets under your skin. LOL

 

Colt: Ummpfh! 

Heavy?? 

Colt: *breathing* NO. go away.. 

Nope having to much watching.

Colt: Go bother someone else. 

I think bothering you. 

Colt: I know, I'm just so smexy!! You can't get enough of my hawt bod. 

Colt: At least I know how to use the treadmill. 

Hey you missed a step. 

Colt: Really? What was your first clue?

Make sure you hit the tub. You stink.

Colt: Why thank you ma'am. I thought I would go into town smellin' like this. 

Colt: AHH, a nice hot bath. Quiet at that.